Live Blog--The Grammy's From My Sofa

• 7:12: How the F did Beyonce win that shit against GaGa AND Kings of Leon!?
• 7:14: J-LO, it's time to find a new dress style
• 7:16: Oh look...Green Day song sounds just like Boulevard of Broken Dreams and Wake Me When September's Over....and all their other songs! Way to step out on a ledge Green Day!
• 7:19: ohh, I hope Usher pulls out his dance "routine" from She's All That!
• 7:25: hey look, it's gossip girl voiceover! At least George Strait keeps it twangy--you know since it IS country music! Oh Taylor, stop with th faux  surprise, we all knew you'd get it cuz popular music sucks and well, you're popular and your music sucks.
• 7:27: whew, at least they're givin' me a hottie with a hottie accent. Now take your damn clothes off Simon! I bet Beyonce doesn't even realize she dressed her dudes kinda storm-trouperesque. Flippin' channels now. BRB
•  7:39: Sigh...Leonard Cohen! So very deserved, but worth much more time that less than one second.  But, I'll take Pink, cuz I dig me some Pink.  Is there a sci-fi/star wars/battlestar/firefly theme going on tonight that nobody informed me of? That's some really cool trazeiastic work there---me like.  *snark will return after Pink*
• 7:45: Return of the 80s prom dress! Why the F aren't the lifetime achievers getting more recognition--THEY'RE FUCKING LIFETIME ACHIEVERS FOR FUCK'S SAKE! Instead we get country hacks like Keith Urban.
• 7:47: Weren't MGMT, Silverspun, and Ting Tings all in Chicago rockin' it TWO years ago? WTF is that on Miley's hand? Again with the sci-fi look! I'm breaking...don't want to see Fergie pee herself again. Hell, I don't want to hear her "rap" either for that matter.
• 8:05: Please wake me up when someone worthy actually gets on stage.
• 8:09: Go Stephen, but you better give a shout to the Spinal Tap! 

Ok, it took merely one hour and I'm bored with the Grammy's. I will now move on to reading a book and watching something that doesn't make me want to shove an ice pick into my ear drums.